Kermit in the Car Memes

No Fasbuk?!

I'm off Fasbuk, y'all. No I did not block everyone I know. They wanted my real name, I wouldn't give them my real name. So now Fasbuk wont even let me log in to my account to delete or even access all my stuff. Fuck. Fasbuk.

So, there are all these people on the internet that can't contact me! Sorry, everyone. Email me at karabideau@gmail.com or bunni333@gmail.com (I don't use the latter as much as the former anymore.)

I also don't really blog much anymore. Because, it's just self indulgent and when I was 20-21 I liked being self indulgent. I had just stopped living in a homeless shelter and I wanted to prove to myself, and everyone else, that I could have a nice life too. With cute clothes and make up and rabbits. I still have rabbits but I don't feel like I need to prove myself anymore.

If you wanna know what I've been up to, go look at my drawings. I got links on this blog to the different webpages that have various things I do. "My Drawings" is the one I have been adding to the most.

I've changed the URL to this blog to bunnifuckyou.blogspot.com because I wanted just Bunni and they didn't have it and I don't like the sound of "Kimmy Bunni" anymore.

I've also added "My Sounds" link, to a Soundcloud I made for the little audio endeavors I have. I haven't added to it in a while but I'm sure I will in the next few months.

But that's it y'all. I'm not super interested in social media. Hang out with me in real life. We can drink wine.  Oh wait. Okay I AM a little self indulgent. I'll add "My Ego" to the top. That will link to my Instagram where sometimes I post pictures. That is a social media I have, but I'm not great at it so if I don't follow you, it isn't personal.

This isn't like, goodbye though. I mean, I might blog again about something. When I feel like it. See you then.

I Did Some Things I Said I'd Do

Keep Thunder, Leopold Stokowski, and Penelope alive. 

 Thunder, Leo, and Penny, are all alive. They even have a new sister. A Bun Called Death. Death is really really cute. 

Get a good paying job. 

I have, and I like it. I'm a webmaster. I'm getting into computer coding. I was a social worker but now I'm a Localvore Superhero. You can see a cartoon of me here.

Do yoga 5 days a week

Perhaps I have not been THAT dedicated to yoga. But most mornings I do yoga, my morning yoga routine is about as long as Meat Loaf's Bat Out of Hell, so I yoga to that most mornings. I also saw a yoga doctor for a while. 

Blog once a week

BAHAHAHA uh NOPE. In fact I have neglected this blog quite a bit. I just don't feel the need to share boring things about my life to the world as much. (Though I have gotten some complaints from some reader who miss my blog - thanks guys. I miss you too.)

Write 1000 words 5 days a week.

I've put the story on the back burner most of this year. But, I do journal and write poems, songs, etc. I have a bit at the top of this website called "My Words" I need to update that more. Whoops. But yes, I write. 

Maintain a weight of 110-115 pounds.

I got up to like 118 at one point this year but I'm back down to my usual 114 lbs. 

Read 15 book.

Accomplished.

1. Great Expectations 

2. Different Seasons

3. The Year of the Hare

4. The Gum Thief 

5. Être the Cow 

6. Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions 

7. Mistborn

8. The Wisdom of Insecurity

9. Children of the Mind

10. As Simple As Snow

11. Gone Girl

12. Before You Leap: A Frog's-Eye View of Life's Greatest Lessons

13. Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

14. Children's and Household Tales (Grimm's Fairy Tales)

15. The Science Fiction Hall of Fame, Volume One, 1929–1964

Go to Venice. 

I sure haven't. I'm afraid to travel alone, and everyone in my life is too broke to travel with me.

Foster and adopt out 2 rabbits.

Accomplished. I had Scout, who unfortunately died. I rehabilitated a wild baby rabbit, Cotton. And I got Death! 

Polish up my documentary for House Rabbit Network.

Accomplished. You can see it here.

Figure out where I am going to live in June. 

Accomplished. Still living this R!verside Lyfe.

Practice French for 10 minutes everyday.

Nope! It's not so important to me now.

Practice fine art once a week

This one, I have done. I draw, paint, knit, photoshop, etc. 

Make a comic four times a week.

Dystopian Nuclear Holocaust has been lacking this year. But I started a real comic. Sad Sack. It's a slow work in process but I'm proud of it. Expect more soon.

What Have I Been Up To? Comics!

People have been upset I haven't been blogging in the past six months, and other than just having a more busy social life and smoking more weed, I've been doing more art. Blogging isn't art, it's an online diary I can easily share this those interested.  (Hi Mom and Dad!) I've been making more music and writing songs.  I only recorded one song, and I'm not done or happy with, but you can hear it here. I also have started a new Tumblr for just my writings.  It's one of the tabs on this blog "My Words" some old, some new. I draw but I don't have one place for it all, but I will eventually. But what I'm most excited about is Sad Sack! 

I have a very talented friend, Grace, with a distinct art style that I really like. I have been wanting to make a comic with her for a while. We finally have something going.  I've written the first chapter and she is drawing it!  After she draws it I've been putting it in photoshop and coloring it! 

So, sometimes we drink wine and sit on the floor of my apartment and Grace will draw a panel in this big sketch book she has.  It looks like this:

Then, I take a shitty iPhone picture of it (like what you see above) and then Photoshop it on my Mac until it looks something like this:

And then we repeat the process.

And repeat again.

My bosses at Localvore Today are supportive of my comic and said I can use their scanner. So, future panels will be even better!

On a related comic book note, read Batman: Earth One.  My wonderful friend Jimmy James let me borrow it and it's so good. Seriously.

A Collection of Photobooth Pictures I Have Taken at Work

Where have I been?  What am I doing? I have been getting in trouble for ignoring my blog.  Well I have been a busy bee.  For example, I recently got put on salary at Localvore Today, my job I've been working at since I left COTS in December.  In the 6 months I've worked at Localvore, I like to occasionally take pictures in Photobooth. Because, I'm in an office, what else am I supposed to do?  Work? lol

This is What it is Like to Be a Girl on OKCupid

I love having an OKCupid account, though I have never met any of the people on it.  But I sign on every now and then to read the influx of messages I get (this isn't bragging, all girls on OKCupid get a zillion messages) and kinda giggle at what people send me.  Here are some of my favorites:


"hi kim, im ben. do you want to like exchange a bunch of internet messages for a while and then get a beer or something and then go on a few more dates and then become a relationship and then fall in love and then when zombies happen gather supplies together and escape to a remote area where we can stay and defend until it all settles down and then help rebuild society and repopulate the earth together? if you do then message me back so we can get started."

"With red hair you look the best"

"Dude you did a good job writing that about me page. You've convinced me"

"Cots is a really awesome place. -Martin"

"​you know I never tried sushi with donuts before... I bet it's good with a good frosting of wasabi. Thanks for the suggestion!"   <- I never said anything to this person.

"I like your bunnies! 

Let's have a guitar jam!!"

"Nice profile. What do you paint? I edit photos by doing body paint. :)"

"Hey What's up? How do you think "Blade Runner" (one of my top 5 movies) compares to "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep"?"

"Hey there, I would like to take a moment and be as honest as I can with you... I've been wanting to send you a message for the last couple of days, but I've just been too nervous to follow through. The combination of your personality, the adorable way in which you are as honest as you can be even in the relatively smaller aspects of your bio, and your undeniably stunning elegance (I couldn't think of any other way to accurately put it) all caught me dumbfounded and I wasn't sure how one would go about beginning a greeting, let alone a conversation, with someone with the alluring nature of yourself. haha I know this is a quite romanticized greeting, that last sentence was probably a run-on, and I apologize if it caught you off guard, but I would greatly appreciate a chance to get to know you better as a person :)

For starters, if you had a choice to live the rest of your life on either a space station or a station built at the very bottom of the marinas trench, which would you choose and why?"

"​Hey:) my bf and I are looking for another woman to play with;) We've never done anything like this before so we're hoping to find a gorgeous girl to show us the ropes;) hit us up if you're interested. Julie and Matt" <--Why do they think I know anything about this?"

"Stalkin' up on yo bitch ass!"

"I grew up in the 90s so obviously we would get along great. Ooo the memories"

"you arelooking sexY!"

"I am 80's guy are you 90's girl?"

"​what was the craziest hallucination you have had when you smoked weed lol?"

"​Hi Kimberly. You're absurdly sexy. I'd like to buy you dinner. ... And then... If you're even half-as-cute in-person, I'll likely seduce you."

"Are you kink curious?"

"can you handle me getting me laid please i give u 100.00 ty"

"since you arent serious anyway, would you like to chat with an old man"

"Hey... you seem kinda sweet ..but with a little salt... am I close? Anyway... I maybe too old for you (though I still get carded for beer sometimes!) And most folks guess my age lower by about 10 years... oh well, not a bad thing I guess. I teach at a local college ...so I pulled my photo when some co_workers and students found me here.... anyway..happy to send a photo to an email addy. I used to work at 95 north ave! Wouldn't that be like the weirdest thing if you had my old office? "

"Happy Birthday Elliott Smith."

"Brohoof for VTPonies, and, I guess Tapehoof for Cassettes. Yeah, that makes sense. So do you record guitar cassettes as well? You should record a million pretend albums, make covers for them and give them to people. I may only be saying that because that's what I do. But still. Continue being awesome, soldier.

(trots along)"  <-- Probably my favorite

"You look like the secretary from Ghostbusters. In like a really cool sexy way."

"So having this as a joke, and then run into a bunch of people I know is interesting. Also super weirding me out. I gave you a five star rating, cause you so sexy. Mostly I'm still on here because I'm discussing polyamory with people to gain a better inside understanding for purposes of social analysis and anthropology stuff. That's what I do."

"Hey there. Probably totally uncalled for, but I just wanted to say you are delicious :-)"

"lol you look familiar."

Beauty Apps

So I downloaded a few apps, "Beauty Apps," that had high star ratings.  Most beauty apps come out of Korea or Japan and have a really cute interface and menu that are very user friendly.  They allow you to slim your face, make your eyes bigger, nose smaller, boobs bigger. They present it in this innocent almost childish way, with cartoons illustrating how big you can make your boobs look.  It's creepy. 

I decided to edit some pictures of mine to the point where I thought it wasn't attractive anymore.  The pictures on the left are unedited and filterless, some pictures are less flattering than others.  There is a couple where I kinda look like butt, but(t) better than the picture on the right (in my opinion.)  The editing is kinda crappy in some (like #5) and some I spent more time on than others.  In a couple I even enlarged the eyes of Cotton (the rabbit) so that she, too, could be kawaii anime desuuu.  The apps I've used here are LINE Camera and BeautyPlus, I used InstaCollage to juxtapose the pictures.

This is a project I plan to continue doing. Thoughts? Opinions? What do people think of "Beauty Apps"?