Sunday, April 8, 2012

Happy Easter!

Today is Easter and even though I got called in to work 8am until 2pm I am going to enjoy myself as much as possible. But I'm super sleepy it is painful.  I experience pain when I'm sleepy.  My body hurts and my head throbs, is this normal?  I made coffee but that was a horrible mistake.  I haven't drank coffee in months since stomach pain got so bad I was throwing up every morning.  I brought Tums to work with me because I thought since I have cut back on the acidic stuff it wouldn't hurt too bad.  But it really hurts.  I think I've done permanent damage to my tummy.  There were time that I was drinking up to ten cups of coffee a day - usually at Waffle House.  But after I got my first stomach ulcer last July - right around my 20th birthday.  The destruction started when I was working three jobs and going to an art school.  Drank a lot of coffee and snorted energy pills.  I was dumb.  I was drinking on the weekends at that time.  After I went back to Mississippi I didn't drink alcohol too much but I took pills and started  drinking coffee heavily.  Adderal didn't help.  Neither did loratabs since I'm allergic to synthetic opiates.  I started throwing up pretty regularly.  I even got thrush.  When I came back to Vermont I started drinking again.  It got increasingly worse until I got my ulcer and a kidney infection.  I did some drugs then too.  I think when I ODed on Addies is when the stomach issues got serious.  I was throwing up constantly for two days.  I almost chewed my tongue off that night I swear.  The moral of the story is I can't drink coffee anymore even though I don't do drugs, I don't drink, and I'm down to a pack of cigarettes a week.  I'm like one of those cartoon kids you see in Dare activity books.  "Kim used to drink and do drugs and now she can't drink coffee."

I'm not bragging and honestly I don't know how much I like admitting my flaws but I want to be honest to myself here.  But holy shit this is not really Easter talk is it?  Well, I am going to a funeral home for Easter and going to drink little alcohol.  Jeez I'm like Harold in Harold and Maude.
In other bright and cheery news, I got dumplings with my boyfriend yesterday and then I went to work and ordered this super cute iPhone holder.  Also, there is a bow in my hair today.

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