Wednesday, March 28, 2012

1 Year Anniversary, Wisdom Teeth, and iPhone

I thought that now would be a good time to start blogging as I've been thinking about doing it for a while.  But a lot of blogs are lame, and I don't want to be lame.  So I will come at this with the mentality of an internet diary where I can add videos and pictures.  That way if no one likes it I can be like "Wateva I didn't make this for you!"  Like a Kevin Smith film.

I am at what I think is a turning point in  my life and I guess I'll start sharing.

One of the biggest changes is I'm taking a medical withdraw from University of Vermont, and I've decided to never go back to college ever again.  Yes, many people will look down on me but I tell you right now this is not an act of laziness or not wanting to learn or being dumb.  But I'll save my college talk for another day.  Right  now  let's focus on more lighthearted ideas for my first blog post ever.

Wisdom teeth are no longer in my mouth.  No longer will I accidentally bite the insides of my mouth with my far too large wisdom teeth in my small mouth.  (that's a lie, I will probably bite my mouth with other teeth)  I did not get to go to the dentists a lot as a child.  I went once when I was six and once when I was fifteen.  But, recently I got Medicaid when I moved to Vermont (Vermont is good at these things <3) and now I can go to the dentists!!!  It is very exciting but also terrifying because I know they often shoot Novocain in gums and I hatehatehate needles.  Syringes that is - I'm okay with getting piercings.   Anyways, they pulled out all four wisdom teeth in a half an hour.  The doctor said my teeth were positioned well and my youth made them soft so he just pulled em out BAM.  Oh, not before I got over 20 shots of Novocain though.  I could not talk and was drooling afterwards.  I walked downtown to get home and two sketchballs were like "Hey, smile!" because I was covering my mouth and looking down trying to get home ASAP.  I turned around to them and tried my hardest to tell them my wisdom teeth got taken out.  They said "Oh that sucks."  And that anticlimactic story is just one of many illustrations I have to explain why I hate drunk bums who call out to all the girls.  I ended up taking lorotabs and sleeping most the day even though that night my iPhone came in the mail that my brother sent me!  I was too drugged up then to really play with it, I ate pudding instead.


The next day was my 1 Year Anniversary!!  March 23rd was the one year anniversary for me and my wonderful boyfriend Buzz.  Yes my boyfriend's name is Buzz.  We celebrated even though I had to be on pain pills and was very sleepy.  I woke up at like 6:30 am with only a few hours of sleep because I was so excited to see him.  We napped, then we got up and went down town to find DUMPLING LADY IS BACK.  The divine spirits blessed my partner and I with the seasonal arrival of the messenger of delicious morsels.  We waited about 20 minutes in line and got 12.  Nomnomnom.  We shortly after when back to sleep because I was sleepy and in recovery from the dentists.  It was still a very sweet anniversary especially since Buzz was so sweet and he got me presents!