"hi kim, im ben. do you want to like exchange a bunch of internet messages for a while and then get a beer or something and then go on a few more dates and then become a relationship and then fall in love and then when zombies happen gather supplies together and escape to a remote area where we can stay and defend until it all settles down and then help rebuild society and repopulate the earth together? if you do then message me back so we can get started."
"With red hair you look the best"
"Dude you did a good job writing that about me page. You've convinced me"
"Cots is a really awesome place. -Martin"
"you know I never tried sushi with donuts before... I bet it's good with a good frosting of wasabi. Thanks for the suggestion!" <- I never said anything to this person.
"I like your bunnies!
Let's have a guitar jam!!"
"Nice profile. What do you paint? I edit photos by doing body paint. :)"
"Hey What's up? How do you think "Blade Runner" (one of my top 5 movies) compares to "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep"?"
"Hey there, I would like to take a moment and be as honest as I can with you... I've been wanting to send you a message for the last couple of days, but I've just been too nervous to follow through. The combination of your personality, the adorable way in which you are as honest as you can be even in the relatively smaller aspects of your bio, and your undeniably stunning elegance (I couldn't think of any other way to accurately put it) all caught me dumbfounded and I wasn't sure how one would go about beginning a greeting, let alone a conversation, with someone with the alluring nature of yourself. haha I know this is a quite romanticized greeting, that last sentence was probably a run-on, and I apologize if it caught you off guard, but I would greatly appreciate a chance to get to know you better as a person :)
For starters, if you had a choice to live the rest of your life on either a space station or a station built at the very bottom of the marinas trench, which would you choose and why?"
"Hey:) my bf and I are looking for another woman to play with;) We've never done anything like this before so we're hoping to find a gorgeous girl to show us the ropes;) hit us up if you're interested. Julie and Matt" <--Why do they think I know anything about this?"
"Stalkin' up on yo bitch ass!"
"I grew up in the 90s so obviously we would get along great. Ooo the memories"
"you arelooking sexY!"
"I am 80's guy are you 90's girl?"
"what was the craziest hallucination you have had when you smoked weed lol?"
"Hi Kimberly. You're absurdly sexy. I'd like to buy you dinner. ... And then... If you're even half-as-cute in-person, I'll likely seduce you."
"Are you kink curious?"
"can you handle me getting me laid please i give u 100.00 ty"
"since you arent serious anyway, would you like to chat with an old man"
"Hey... you seem kinda sweet ..but with a little salt... am I close? Anyway... I maybe too old for you (though I still get carded for beer sometimes!) And most folks guess my age lower by about 10 years... oh well, not a bad thing I guess. I teach at a local college ...so I pulled my photo when some co_workers and students found me here.... anyway..happy to send a photo to an email addy. I used to work at 95 north ave! Wouldn't that be like the weirdest thing if you had my old office? "
"Happy Birthday Elliott Smith."
"Brohoof for VTPonies, and, I guess Tapehoof for Cassettes. Yeah, that makes sense. So do you record guitar cassettes as well? You should record a million pretend albums, make covers for them and give them to people. I may only be saying that because that's what I do. But still. Continue being awesome, soldier.
(trots along)" <-- Probably my favorite
"You look like the secretary from Ghostbusters. In like a really cool sexy way."
"So having this as a joke, and then run into a bunch of people I know is interesting. Also super weirding me out. I gave you a five star rating, cause you so sexy. Mostly I'm still on here because I'm discussing polyamory with people to gain a better inside understanding for purposes of social analysis and anthropology stuff. That's what I do."
"Hey there. Probably totally uncalled for, but I just wanted to say you are delicious :-)"
"lol you look familiar."
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